Cats, Dogs and Women

The other day one of my coworkers nonchalantly said that he had a cat... and a dog. A cat AND a dog?!!! I promptly informed him that you can't be a cat person and a dog person. You have to pick one or the other.

He informed me that he was just appreciating all forms of women.

My ear doth hear a strange sound... oh yeah... it was Bryan still talking.

He went on to tell me that some women are needy, always begging for attention, need tons of affirmation, love to play (again... attention), always jumping in your lap, and are sad and depressed when you leave.

And by saying "you leave" I believe he was referring to himself for in the eyes of Bryan he is God's gift to women... and animals apparently.

Then again other women are stand-offish, independent, will scratch you when they feel like it, pretend that you are not there and like to poop in private.

There you have it folks... the complete guide to understanding women.... go buy yourself a cat and a dog. Before you know it, you will have women eating out of the palm of your hand... literally. Just ask Bryan!!!